elderly decisions...

I have decided that when I am an old old lady, I will....

• Have LONG beautiful hair.
• Chew lots of gum
• wear jeans with rhinestones on the pockets and
• never own a van. EVER.

Old does not = dead.

HARD...like a dead cat

Once I had a cat. And one day I thought he died. Then I found out that he ran away to my brother in law's parents house. But that is beside the point. Lately lots of things are hard for me. Not as in soft and hard... but as in easy and hard. I think compiling a list will help.

1. I hate sitting at work for 9 hours feeling like my whole day is being wasted away and letting my to-do list consume my mind. But, I am grateful I can pay my bills.
2. I am sick sick sick of school. this is my 17th straight year of school. Holy cat I think I'm ready for a break.
3. I have a hard time resisting the urge to pick off all my mascara every single day. This is my bad habit. It is the best feeling in the world. unless you get some mascara in your eye. Then it's not like a party.
4. I don't understand why I have to hold my breath every single time I use the bathrooms at work. Seriously....I can't even say anything else because it wont be very nice.
5. I have problems with not being able to say, think, and do kind things all the time. Some people at work just make me an angry elf.
6. I have a hard time eating other people's food. I like to eat my own and my families ( both sides) food. Do you think I want to eat your ferrets hair in my cookie. No, actually I don't.  
7. I have major trust issues and issues with believing that people are telling me the truth anymore. I'm not as gullible as I used to be. 
8.  I hate that I am so tired when I get home from work and I find a reason to not study or work out. Bad choice Nancy.
9. I am so soaking sick of hearing people whine and complain about hating the snow. This is Utah smart ones. It snows here in winter. If you don't like it...than migrate somewhere else for 5 months so I can read something else besides a weather complaint on facebook.
10. Sometimes I want to yell naughty words when am stuck behind a slow-boat-to-china driver. Seriously...move to the right lane darling.

Other that that.... It's wednesday. Tomorrow is thursday. Christmas is getting closer. I am happy.
The end.

LESSON 1

I am Nicoole.
I married Jerry Theo. Also known as Jason in real life.
Right now, I like making my apartment cute and crafting.
Right now, He likes redbull and slim jims.
I always hate rolling backpacks.
He always hates when people drive slow.
We have no children, no pets, and no living plants.
We have lots of school and homework.
We have matching his and hers jeeps. Only they're not exactly matching. They are 2 different types and colors.
Sometimes I mow the lawn and Theo does the dishes.
Sometimes he cooks dinner and I buy the windshield washer fluid.
One day I will be a nurse.
One day he will be something with a car.
We have been dating, waiting, engaged, and married for 4 years and 6 months. (Not all at once)
He loved me on July 4th 2006, went on a mission February 20th 2008, proposed on December 31 2009, and married me on May 20th 2010.
We are neat.
Our life is nonsense.
It's a wonderful life.

♥Nicoole