things that are weird...

1. Sneezing out loud. I cannot sneeze out loud in public. I just sneeze in my mouth and pray that my brains don't come out my ears.
2. When it's 12:45 A.M. and I kick Jason and tell him to turn off the dang television, so he just throws the remote out into the hall and keeps sleeping like a champ. seriously?!
3. Grinding your teeth. I keep telling Jason he isn't going to have any teeth if he doesn't stop grinding them ALL.NIGHT.LONG. I'm going to buy him a football mouth guard. no joke.
4. Mothers at lingerie themed bridal showers.
5. People who wear latex gloves 24/7 for fear of germs. I do not want to smell your hands at the end of the day. sick face.
6. Having your 2nd married thanksgiving and still ending up at the kids table. Technically we were at the medium kids table. At least it wasn't the baby table.
7. That new show on TLC about people who don't kiss their spouse until the actual wedding day and then they eat each other faces off while looking like starving baby birds swallowing their mothers regurgitated food.
8. When the wolves yell at each other in Twilight.
9. Boys who go to the midnight showing of twilight.

Just 9 weird things today. That's all.

= THINGS I LOVE

I don't want to write anything right now because I don't have anything nice to say. So, here is a collection of my favorite pictures.

 I really love this bike.

 This is like me and kiki when we had matching outfits and got our pictures taken.

I want to make this out of yarn.

 This is hair protection. because getting food in your hair would look rediculous.

 best test answer ever.

real life snuggie.

 poor little lad.

cheer.

 I have always wondered that.

 fab.

 Golden girl.

 sad day.

 truth.

 Leaping men.

 creeper stache of the year.

Junk in the trunk

Jacque and Chris in 10 years. Soaking cute.♥

Hola olay`

Item 1- Holy August. Holy 2011. where did you go?

Item 2- I am not with child thank.you.very.much old woman who asks me at church each and every Sunday. I promise the world will know when Jason Johnson's child is growing in my uterus.

Item3- People going back to school (especially men)- Please do not get a rolling back pack. I want to kick one every time I see one.

Item 4- I am ready to go into retirement. No joke.

Item 5- Remember when I go to college during the same time as my older sister and 3 nieces? Neat.

Item 6- best mullet of the month

Item 7- No, i do not know where you can sell your "super- Intendo, super sega or Intendo games" but thank you for asking me while i was rescheduling your mothers doctor appointment.

Item 8- Best text from Jason on Sunday = "Livi is poopy". Reason this is the best text= Jason checked all 8 nursery kids to find out which one really was poopy.

Item 9- remember when Jason is too tall for our house, and hit his head on the door frame, fell down, and left a nice present in the form of a "hole" in the wall from his elbow. I kinda think he had a minor concussion. No worries. He is a tough little lad.

Item 10- KIKI RUMBA is a cool cat from Manti. Once upon a time, our mothers got us matching dresses with sunflowers and cows on them and matching straw hats with a large sunflower on the front and took us to get pictures taken. People probably thought we were big sister and little sister but no, she is my niece. Super Neat.

runnin through my head....

1. We found Jason's missing-since-October wedding ring! happy day... its a Christmas miracle! Thanks DB for having a metal detector.
2. Last night I dissected a sheep heart, and ran 5 miles with sisteee Jacque and my super cool GPS watch. Typical Thursday night.
3. I have spring fever sooooo bad! Only 6 more weeks of school and then...."School's out for summer"! and then I apply for nursing.
4. Is it normal that Jason and Jacque make me keep chap stick in MY purse for THEM? Jason uses a green mint chap stick and jacque uses a cherry chap stick. Little do they know that I use both chap sticks so their lips germs are getting passed to each other through me!!! ha ha ha ha!
5. I'm gonna buy my dad a bunny. This is not a joke.
6. In June I am having a staycation vacation to my very own house. No school or work for 9 days!

The end.

March...

Oh Hi. I didn't die. I just suck at blogging. I like lists. I will now make a remembering list.

• remember when all the blog layouts on line are ugly and not neat? because I do!
• remember when I turned 22 this past week and my life is over. I just want to be 18 forever. but that means that Jason needs to be 18 forever also because that would be really creepy if he was like 86 and his wife was 18.
• remember when it's spring break this week and I am a happy camper about it!
• remember when facebook drives me crazy because the same people complain about the same things...ALL DAY LONG.... and the same people post their entire day's schedule...EVERY SINGLE DAY. Don't come crying to me when your house gets broken into because you posted that you would be gone for approximately 3.546 hours.
• remember when sisteee china candy (Jacque) only calls me to tell me that I need new music on my blog and then I get soaking mad at her like an angry elf, and then we arrive home from work at the exact same time every single day so we don our running gear and go for a jog and then I am not angry anymore.
• remember when sisteee china candy and I re-named all of our sisteee's. The old names = (these are only segments of their real names. This is for the Internet protection plan. I must conceal their identity's) Mihle, Jale, Cdaln, Anla, Chunlle, Jaqe, Mlni and Kerle. oh ya, and Ncle. New names= Martha, Bunny, Donna, Rose bud, Vikki, Candy, Betty, Electra and Kitty. I wish my mom and dad really named us these glorious names. 
• remember when adding china to the beginning of your name makes you sound delicate and precious. examples: china rose, china Jill, china mother suz, china jasno, china baby kitty.
• remember when this week sisteee china candy and I gave niece china dawg a voice lesson whilst taking her home from sitting the wee children. we create a lovely harmony together!
• remember when "if you can't say something nice, you shouldn't say anything at all"......? Ya. I have been keeping my mouth shut A LOT lately.
• remember when my list of things to do this week include: borrowing dear brother china DB's metal detector to find dear husbands "lost since October" wedding ring, buy husband a clip board (he asked me to. No joke), try harder to keep my mouth shut, organize my sticky notes, and put windshield washer fluid in my jeep.
• remember when it is my lunch time and now i have to go do dear china husbands nutrition quiz. He owes me like 1 billion dollars.

that's all.
nicoole♥

oh...hello January.

1. I currently am sporting a brain shield of bangs. Big change. Not sure if I look like I'm 12 or 22. I think I like it.
2. I really want the season collection of "My life as Liz". Best show ever. No joke.
3. Good things happen when you pay your tithing and go to the temple. Good week :)
4. Michael Jackson The Experience for Wii is the BEST thing to happen to me since marriage.
5. One time last week I played bumper cars with the wall on the freeway. Holy scary- face- almost- pee- my- pants- time. I lived.

Three best things I wrote this week to Aubree, Jacque and Jason: 

1. oh....hi cousin,
   remember when we are the dead Michael Jackson's back up dancers and we may or may not have the most fan-freakin-tastic matching cousin red rose bud pants in the whole universe? Remember when your supposed to live in the 801 and not in the place where you currently reside. Oh, and remember when you currently reside in Southern Utah and you may or may not take an airplane to get there sometimes.
   You should probably consider coming home to start your ice cream eating carrier with me. Geeeeeeeeeez lady at ice berg who throws a touch down to give me my chocolate brownie caramel shake. I probably want to die somewhere cooler that the local ICE BERG if i have a choice.
   That's all.
   ♥ u
   ♥niCOOLe
2. Hey remember that one time last night when those 2 hooligans door bell ditched you and you were spying out of your blinds trying to spot the naughty lads. Geez. Kids these days. Jason and I will watch for them. And remember when we workout to Michael Jackson the Experience and it makes my head really hot because i have... a brain shield of bangs? and now i know why pedro shaved his head and sits in the bath tub. Ya....I remember all of that.....ALL THE TIME.
   your a cool kat.
   jack jack cat attack.
   ♥ sss
3. geez jerry. Why you gotta kiss me all the time. Now my throat is on fire!!! Just Kidding....but... really my throat feels like i am an untrained fire breather. I love it....A lot......just kidding. I don't.
   Kthanksbye.
   love you long time.

Now I will tell you of the exact moment I knew I was going to marry Jason.

One time in 11th grade Jason was eating lunch laying down in the hall. I was dating one of his BFF's (not BEEF's) but secretly....actually it was not so secret....I loved Jason... and he 86% loved me in return. Well I was standing above him talking about nonsense and then my flip flops slid in the opposite directions and my legs split like the red sea. The next thing I knew I was on eye level with Jerry boy, and I had completed a wardrobe change. My jeans were practically a skirt....well a skirt that only attaches at your waist and ankles. and yes....Jerry boy saw what color my underwear was. Thank the heavens I had some on. In that exact moment I knew I had to marry him. No joke.

Then we got married 4 years later.

See. I told you.

The End.