things that are weird...

1. Sneezing out loud. I cannot sneeze out loud in public. I just sneeze in my mouth and pray that my brains don't come out my ears.
2. When it's 12:45 A.M. and I kick Jason and tell him to turn off the dang television, so he just throws the remote out into the hall and keeps sleeping like a champ. seriously?!
3. Grinding your teeth. I keep telling Jason he isn't going to have any teeth if he doesn't stop grinding them ALL.NIGHT.LONG. I'm going to buy him a football mouth guard. no joke.
4. Mothers at lingerie themed bridal showers.
5. People who wear latex gloves 24/7 for fear of germs. I do not want to smell your hands at the end of the day. sick face.
6. Having your 2nd married thanksgiving and still ending up at the kids table. Technically we were at the medium kids table. At least it wasn't the baby table.
7. That new show on TLC about people who don't kiss their spouse until the actual wedding day and then they eat each other faces off while looking like starving baby birds swallowing their mothers regurgitated food.
8. When the wolves yell at each other in Twilight.
9. Boys who go to the midnight showing of twilight.

Just 9 weird things today. That's all.