sad panda...

One time, I had to go to the Forrest to assist my sister with her children's glamour shots. She also recruited my oldest niece to assist. Don't ask me why we were both needed (it's not like she's 8 months pregnant or anything). So, i thought i was being super smart by leaving my purse in the car- as to not cause any more damage to my dead shoulder(30 pound purse=dead arm). So i put my phone in a target bag which was holding a bubble machine. Then my social life ended because my phone basically took a bubble bath. NEAT.
Then, my niece almost died because she got a sliver the size of a toothpick. I was trying to use my excellent CNA skills and I was digging out the sliver with a safety pin (still in the Forrest) when the said child getting his glamour shots done ran up to her and pushed her over. Then her hand fell off. Well, almost. She got some more slivers and lost some chunks of skin.
***The worst part of this whole traumatic experience; I was wearing a knee length skirt and running shoes the whole time because it's really difficult to tromp around a forest in stilettos.

 cell phone + bubbles = death.

The End.

Friday lessons...

lesson 1:

Marriage does not = pregnancy.
So you could probably stop asking me at every church function if i am expecting. I am just going to start telling people yes when they ask. Then after 9 months, I will just keep telling them Yes,  I am still pregnant.

lesson 2:

If you choose to drive slow, move to the right lane. I do not want to partake in a leisurely Sunday drive every afternoon as I am going home. I may or may not have road rage. I may or may not tailgate you... and you may or may not work with me... in the same department.

Lesson 3:

Taking the shopping cart from the store to your home is considered theft.

Lesson 4:

when you push a shopping cart around my neighborhood and fill it with tamale's and a jug full of punch and then try to sell it, it makes me a tad bit scared.

Lesson 5:

I fully believe that if you are driving and happen to do something almost illegal, such as run a partial red light; you should definitely say out loud, " illegal, illegal, illegal" while you are running the partial red light and then you wont get in trouble.

Lesson 6:

Either my "work" mother has a most generous heart, or she thinks I am starving my husband because she just brought in a roast and slapped it down on my desk and gave me instructions on how to prepare it. it's a good thing we have refrigerators at work. Raw roast at desk= success in achieving creeper status for the week.

SO WHAT IF NEW YEAR'S HAS ALREADY PAST.

I think it's perfectly ok to start a new list of goals on a Thursday afternoon in April. Maybe if I make it a goal to write about my goals every week (or even better, every day...) then i will actually achieve some of them?
I should probably take some pictures too. That would be lovely.

On a side note...

Have you ever wondered how important eyebrows are?

Thats all.
♥Nicoole