lesson 1:
Marriage does not = pregnancy.
So you could probably stop asking me at every church function if i am expecting. I am just going to start telling people yes when they ask. Then after 9 months, I will just keep telling them Yes, I am still pregnant.
lesson 2:
If you choose to drive slow, move to the right lane. I do not want to partake in a leisurely Sunday drive every afternoon as I am going home. I may or may not have road rage. I may or may not tailgate you... and you may or may not work with me... in the same department.
Lesson 3:
Taking the shopping cart from the store to your home is considered theft.
Lesson 4:
when you push a shopping cart around my neighborhood and fill it with tamale's and a jug full of punch and then try to sell it, it makes me a tad bit scared.
Lesson 5:
I fully believe that if you are driving and happen to do something almost illegal, such as run a partial red light; you should definitely say out loud, " illegal, illegal, illegal" while you are running the partial red light and then you wont get in trouble.
Lesson 6:
Either my "work" mother has a most generous heart, or she thinks I am starving my husband because she just brought in a roast and slapped it down on my desk and gave me instructions on how to prepare it. it's a good thing we have refrigerators at work. Raw roast at desk= success in achieving creeper status for the week.
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Over at the Super Savor (where Food for Less used to be) there's a sign by the sidewalk that says if you try to take the carts past the yellow line they will just stop. I wanted to find a cart just to try it. Alas, no cart. Sad. (Bishop says your song last night was absolutely beautiful!!! I wholeheartedly agree!!!)
That's funny...Allison (the OBGyn wanna be some day) was really worried about you and wanted me to tell her when you were going to have a baby. I told her I have no idea...that's Nicole's business. Haahaaa!
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