sad panda...

One time, I had to go to the Forrest to assist my sister with her children's glamour shots. She also recruited my oldest niece to assist. Don't ask me why we were both needed (it's not like she's 8 months pregnant or anything). So, i thought i was being super smart by leaving my purse in the car- as to not cause any more damage to my dead shoulder(30 pound purse=dead arm). So i put my phone in a target bag which was holding a bubble machine. Then my social life ended because my phone basically took a bubble bath. NEAT.
Then, my niece almost died because she got a sliver the size of a toothpick. I was trying to use my excellent CNA skills and I was digging out the sliver with a safety pin (still in the Forrest) when the said child getting his glamour shots done ran up to her and pushed her over. Then her hand fell off. Well, almost. She got some more slivers and lost some chunks of skin.
***The worst part of this whole traumatic experience; I was wearing a knee length skirt and running shoes the whole time because it's really difficult to tromp around a forest in stilettos.

 cell phone + bubbles = death.

The End.